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Stumpy Gould

Premium Original Humor. Contains 0% Juice.

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Tag: Sex

Sex in all its forms, whether alone or with many, with any gender or fetish and with any body parts or objects used for the purpose.

Flock Talk
Limericks, Rated R

Flock Talk

RAWLINNA SHEEP STATION, AUSTRALIA — They are talking about us.

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Stumpy
March 7, 2017November 7, 2023 · 2 mins read
North and South
Limericks, Rated PG

North and South

DAMES QUARTER, MARYLAND, USA — At the conclusion of hostilities, both sides in the American Civil War resolve to come together in the spirit of reconciliation.

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January 26, 2017November 7, 2023 · 1 min read
Terminator: Kyle Reese
Limericks, Rated R

Terminator: Kyle Reese

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA, USA — The Butterfly Effect is not a sexual position, but it will fuck you given half the chance.

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Stumpy
January 17, 2017November 5, 2023 · 2 mins read
Elf on the Shelf
Limericks, Rated R

Elf on the Shelf

FELCH, MICHIGAN, USA — The elf is cute. The kids love it. Just remember that everything will change forever if your browser history gets out.

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Stumpy
December 23, 2016November 7, 2023 · 2 mins read
The Fate of Pinocchio
Limericks, Rated PG

The Fate of Pinocchio

TUSCANY REGION, ITALY — The puppet that dreamed of being a real boy had self-destructive tendencies.

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Stumpy
October 18, 2016December 25, 2024 · 1 min read
Nantucket
Limericks, Rated R

Nantucket

NANTUCKET ISLAND, MASSACHUSETTS, USA — The man from here is known the world over for one thing: his irresistible ear.

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Stumpy
September 27, 2016November 5, 2023 · 1 min read

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