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Tag: The Americas

Things pertaining to the New World of North, Central and South America, including their histories, cultures, people, nations, politics and more.

Trump Ain’t Racist
Limericks, Rated PG

Trump Ain’t Racist

PALM BEACH, FLORIDA, USA — Trump is many things—thief, xenophobe, misogynist, narcissist, liar, braggart, predator, cheat, homophobe, elitist—but is he a racist? Yes.

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Stumpy
November 10, 2016November 7, 2023 · 1 min read
Nantucket
Limericks, Rated R

Nantucket

NANTUCKET ISLAND, MASSACHUSETTS, USA — The man from here is known the world over for one thing: his irresistible ear.

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Stumpy
September 27, 2016November 5, 2023 · 1 min read
Judge Graine
Limericks, Rated R

Judge Graine

MONTREAL, CANADA — Justice is blind. In this case, it’s more important than ever.

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Stumpy
June 25, 2016November 5, 2023 · 1 min read
Executive Order
Limericks, Rated G

Executive Order

WASHINGTON, D.C., USA — With absolute power, an unaccountable absolute asshole can do absolutely anything.

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Veronika Andelsky
May 5, 2016November 7, 2023 · 1 min read
Breasts and Barbecue
Haikus, Rated PG

Breasts and Barbecue

HOUSTON, TEXAS, USA — The staples of the American way of life exemplify the character of a nation.

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Stumpy
February 19, 2016November 13, 2023 · 1 min read
Rump Wranglers
Limericks, Rated R

Rump Wranglers

BAGGS, WYOMING, USA — After driving cattle all day in the dust and blazing sun, some cowboys will be boys with other boys.

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Stumpy
November 6, 2015December 25, 2024 · 1 min read

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